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Introducing The Big Truck Association—because life is too short to drive small cars. If you think size doesn't matter, think again, liberal! Our members are on a mission to dominate the road one oversized, gas-guzzling beast at a time.
Whether you're hauling a hecking frick ton of gravel or just picking up groceries, make sure everyone knows you're compensating for something better than them. Join us today and receive a complimentary "I Crush Prius Drivers" bumper sticker. Remember, if it's not a big truck, it's just a toy. #SizeMatters
FACT: the AMOUNT of CARS that FIT of at LEAST 4 different WAYS can be DISTILLED out of THE FIRST IN OF TIME I'VE EVER SEEN to THAT in a GAME OF POKER
FACT: the AMOUNT of CARS that FIT of at LEAST 4 different WAYS can be DISTILLED out of THE FIRST IN OF TIME I'VE EVER SEEN to THAT in a GAME OF POKER
FACT: WE ARE NOT POLITIC!
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we are a GROWER AND a shower
we are a GROWER AND a shower
2011 budget: $20
2011 budget: $20
2023 budget: $67
2023 budget: $67
2026 budget: $670000*
2026 budget: $670000*
* projection; budget may not reflect actual available funds in the future.
records Departmen. - we recocrds everythings
the team
Randy T. Newman
Randy T. Newman
founder
W.M. Ourgrout
W.M. Ourgrout
head of community outreach
(we dont know what he looks like)
Renaud Alarcròne
Renaud Alarcròne
chicken tender (he tends to the chickens)
dont worry hes not french
Sergio Perez
Sergio Perez
he keeps the team motivated, and stimulated
(he was a trucker for 47 years)
Alexandra Irinushka
Alexandra Irinushka
something something head
did she send her real photo? this looks like ai
Joe Williams
Joe Williams
head of fun
hes pretty much a jester
LaShawn Hayes
LaShawn Hayes
he eats semis for breakfast (thats his job)
mr. Forge
mr. Forge
makes things or something
Barnabas Howlson
Barnabas Howlson
Manager of Haunted Happenings
special Thanks to
look at this guy
look at this guy
hes so cute
this guy
this guy
who doesnt love him
Beef
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